PAST NEWS!!!!!

Hiya Everybody, Been a while.

Yep, guess I’ve been a little lazy about posting stuff here at JATT.com but I’m gonna try to do better. There’s lot’s of things to talk about, our trip to Europe last winter, an interesting tale to say the least, our tour in June to Texas, a FUNNY tale to say the least, and our HRW/East Coast tour with Billy Joe Winghead, which was both funny AND interesting. So, I’ve made a resolution to write all this stuff down before I forget anymore of it, which I’m doing at an alarming rate (forgeting, not writing). ALSO, new news and so upcoming stuff, and also, this announcement: CHARITY TEASER IS TAKING A BIG ASS BREAK (hee hee hee).

OK, this ain’t about the gangsta booty, it’s about the fact that after several years on the road with JATT, Charity has decided that she’s feeling scholarly and has decided to go back to school. This means between school and work her time is quite limited (i.e. non-existent) and so she’s going part-time with the band and just pops up at shows here and there as time allows. WE MISS OUR C BOMB already but hey, sometimes life gets in the fucking way. And on that note, WE NEED A TEASER! That’s right, calling all hot chicks with a bass, seriously, we need someone (or several someones) to suit up in Official Teaser Gear and help us out onstage. Really not kidding, if you think you can do it or know someone who is interested, GIMMIE A MAIL: jimray69@hotmail.com Auditions held nightly at the ‘Ranch.

And so, on that note, in the interest of keepin’ the ball rollin’, and basically in the interest of having an uninterrupted sinful good time, we have invented a…sideshow…in you will, so you can hear your favorite Teaser Tunes and even some different stuff with (insert static sounding Booze-style drum roll) JIMMY AND THE SLEAZERS. Yeah, SupaVal and I just started yellin’ off the front porch of the Ranch one night and these two wandered up from a nearby traveling carnival set up in the parking lot at Wal Mart. OK, not exactly:

Daniel (bass) is the former guitar player for local rockers The Haggard, and Tim (guitar) is a cat I went to school with who did a lot of the engineering work for us on Fabulously Trashy. SOO, in all actuality two of the tours mentioned above were done with these two, and will be reported on at the above link. AND… tour dates will be posted in both places. So keep checking for new stuff, recording, shows, new Teaser updates, Sleazefest, Drive Invasion, NEW MUSIC! and general Jimmy Brad Bullshit. Farewell, and as Dolinger says: Drive Like Hell, you’ll get there.

THANKS SO MUCH TO GERT, LUDO, AND KATE for all their hard work on the european tour. and a big thanks to all the great clubs and everyone who came out to the shows. we had a blast!!

NEW CD AVAILABLE!!! "Fabulously Trashy" has 13 songs, some old, some new and includes 4 fancy Quicktime Videos that you can watch on your computer over and over again. "Fabulously Trashy" is available at live and in person Jimmy and the Teasers shows (where you can purchase one from your favorite Teaser), or you can visit the ONLINE STORE to find out how to get it NOW!! We have some mp3's up as well as TWO videos!!

be sure to check out our blip in the october issue of FACE MAGAZINE

SOME STUFF to check out . . . the SHOCK AND AWE TOUR as remembered by jimmy (what he can remember!!) and The 2002 Pits/Teaser HELLOWEEN XXXTRAVAGANZA Diary.